Kinds of Kinks
Some of my favorites from How We Do It:
Agalmatophilia: attraction to statues or mannequins
Chremastistophilia: arousal from being robbed
Formicophilia: attraction to small animals or insects crawling on parts of the body
Looners: people who become aroused inflating or popping balloons
Mysophilia: attraction to dirty or decaying materials
Nasophilia: arousal from noses
Ponyplay: arousal from dressing up and acting like a horse
Symphorophilia: arousal from disasters
Voraphilia: arousal to the idea of being eaten or swallowed alive
Wakamezake: arousal by drinking alcohol from a woman’s body
I think I have agalmatophilia.
Whenever I’m within 5 meters of a mannequin, I somehow always end up touching the mannequin (more or less inappropriately), which eventually results in a chaos of different body parts lying on the floor, all pointing at me.
There should be a rule that says that all mannequins must wear a big, readable sign that clearly states that “This is not a person who is luring at you while you’re shopping. Don’t freak out. Control your arm movements.”.
And people, who stand still and say nothing for longer periods of time while shopping, should not be allowed entrance to shops.
1 year ago