June 12, 2010

Kinds of Kinks

hookingupinhanguk:

Some of my favorites from How We Do It:

Agalmatophilia: attraction to statues or mannequins

Chremastistophilia: arousal from being robbed

Formicophilia: attraction to small animals or insects crawling on parts of the body

Looners: people who become aroused inflating or popping balloons

Mysophilia: attraction to dirty or decaying materials

Nasophilia: arousal from noses

Ponyplay: arousal from dressing up and acting like a horse

Symphorophilia: arousal from disasters

Voraphilia: arousal to the idea of being eaten or swallowed alive

Wakamezake: arousal by drinking alcohol from a woman’s body

I think I have agalmatophilia.

Whenever I’m within 5 meters of a mannequin, I somehow always end up touching the mannequin (more or less inappropriately), which eventually results in a chaos of different body parts lying on the floor, all pointing at me.

There should be a rule that says that all mannequins must wear a big, readable sign that clearly states that “This is not a person who is luring at you while you’re shopping. Don’t freak out. Control your arm movements.”.

And people, who stand still and say nothing for longer periods of time while shopping, should not be allowed entrance to shops.