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Aug 4th

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Just waiting for the sun to come up

I just heard something/someone knock on my window. My window faces the garden. I’m home alone and despite having practised the “Naomi Campbell Cell Phone Attack/Self-defense” I still don’t think I’d win a battle against robbers. Or a person who’s a mix of Freddie, Jason, Jigsaw, Creepy Girl from [insert Asian horror movie], and the clown from It. So I’m...

Jul 28th

What BP could have bought with all the money they... →

(via konrad)

Jul 21st

717 notes

I’m getting restless

I just spent 8 minutes laughing at my toes. Alone.

Jul 13th

Speaking of weird knees and messed up anatomy

Why does the knee always get more tan than the rest of the leg? And WHY are elbows so ugly (and also tanner than the rest of the arm)?

Jul 13th

I could fuck up a psychologist with this shit

Tonight I dreamt that I got stabbed in the knee with needles and scissors by one of my former classmates (I know, it totally happens to you, too, right?). Then I got mad and slapped my friend for laughing at me while I was sitting with needles and scissors in my knee (I was obviously in severe pain. Bitch.). Then I found out that my former classmate was stabbing me because she’d seen a movie...

Jul 13th

Two weeks in France

I love Summer.

Jul 2nd

Why my dad is awesome:

He picked me up from a party at 3.30 am, spent forty minutes on picking hairpins out of my hair, and went to bed at 5 am after he had helped me with the blisters I’d gotten from the Shoes of Death and Pain. And my bed was made. Awesome.

Jun 27th

Jun 23rd

BONFIIIIREEEE!

Jun 23rd

Jun 21st

Graduating is so unnecessarily stressful.

And Physics can suck it.

Jun 20th

Jun 19th

So far I've managed to completely avoid the...

I think I deserve a pat on the back.

Jun 19th

Crap that I apparently don't throw out:

Brochures Wrapping paper Old teen magazines Advertisements for Eucerin and orchids (I know… wtf) Clothing tags … Yarn Stickers A Monopoly Deed (and not even a good one) Bus and train tickets A sightseeing map of Malmö

Jun 17th

Jun 16th

“Men don’t get pregnant in the same way as women (…) How often do men...”

– Radio hosts on blood donation.

Jun 14th

48 minutes of pure Chemistry Hell awaits

I almost can’t wait.

Jun 13th

Realization of the day

Spray-sunscreen should be applied outdoors and/or in areas with no open books present.

Jun 12th

Kinds of Kinks

hookingupinhanguk: Some of my favorites from How We Do It: Agalmatophilia: attraction to statues or mannequins Chremastistophilia: arousal from being robbed Formicophilia: attraction to small animals or insects crawling on parts of the body Looners: people who become aroused inflating or popping balloons Mysophilia: attraction to dirty or decaying materials Nasophilia: arousal from noses ...

Jun 11th

Watch

konrad: Get Out

Jun 7th

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This is still the best thing ever in the history...

slightlyamusing: thefrogman:

Jun 4th

2,018 notes

Jun 1st

“Historic use (2nd problem - more history, less private - Hitler?)”

– My notes make no sense. Tomorrow’s oral exam will be interesting.

May 30th

May 29th

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May 28th

4,638 notes

Today...

It’s my birthday I had my photo taken for a new passport (and it turned out GOOD!!! … It’s just such an unusual experience to me.) I filled out last-minute passport papers (apparently my passport expired in March… I’m leaving for France in four weeks. It’ll be interesting to see if it gets here in time.) I got a present… from a store that I’ve...

May 28th

Quick Burst... I think not.

Sometimes while exercising, I find myself comparing my level of exhaustion to the Athletic skill in The Sims 3. I can’t even make it to Don’t Break a Sweat.

May 26th

Eighteen People You're Scared Of on Facebook →

A week in the news-update list of the “friends” whose updates you’re probably currently hiding.

May 26th